I’ve had a page on this blog for many years about the Secret Order of Steampunk Druids. It’s not a secret, and there’s no order worth mentioning, and yet a number of people have identified with it, and that cheers me. I think it’s good and necessary not to take yourself too seriously…
Dear Secret Steampunk Druids, a thing has happened. I am going to The Town That Never Was in Shropshire this June, and I shall be standing for election as the mayor of that imaginary place. I have been invited to do so as a representative of The Secret Order. I know that I am up against The Cthulhu Party who have slogans like “Why vote for a Lesser Evil?” so it’s going to be tough!
Over the coming month, I’m going to be putting together my manifesto. Clearly it has to include the right to beards. I’m tempted to get some wicker man content in there too. There have to be trees. It’s an excellent opportunity for some properly Druidic political satire, and if I can get the balance right, it may even be a genuine opportunity for some interfaith work… there’s also colossal scope to make a total arse of myself in quite the wrong way, so I’ll be thinking about this carefully.
Victorian era Druids were amazing, and mad and ridiculous, and consequently fit well in a steampunk setting. But at the same time I’m likely to have an audience of people who have no idea who I am, or what Druidry is, or how my five minutes of yelling relates to anything else. There’s the possibility that I will be some people’s first encounter with Druidry – new or old.
So, what should I be standing for, and what should I be rabidly against? I’m very much open to suggestions!
For: beards, a stone circle in every village, the cooperative movement, friendly societies, cremation on hilltops (see Richard Price), community health insurance (see Richard Price).
Against: birds’ feathers in hats (this was one of the issues when the RSPB started), excessively tall stovepipe hats, church organs (the village band should be reinstated; see Thomas Hardy), mass production (see Arts and Crafts movement).
I would very much like to see more, and taller, stovepipe hats.
You can be the tall stovepipe hat faction, along with Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
Noted!
I can definitely use the stone circle! Might be able to do something with the organ as well! thank you for all this, I shall ponder further….
Freedom to consume Good Quality Tea as and when required.
This means Starbucks, Costa et al UP THEIR TEA GAME. *hard stares at those establishments*
Also, decent biscuits.
the right to tea! Nice one, will put it on the list!